How many excuses can you come up with for not going to dinner with your boss?
How much patience do you need to endure the school WhatsApp group?
Each of us is destined for something. Tolerance, procrastination, slumber, or the art of the perfect excuse. Miracles aren't needed: just observe our small daily reactions to understand which "saint" truly represents us.
We decided to celebrate these small daily virtues or vices with a collection of ironic and funny t-shirts , for him and for her, in which they mix with the style of classic sacred icons, halos included.
An original way to declare your “personal cult” — and, why not, a perfect birthday gift idea for someone who embodies their saint with absolute devotion.
Patron saints of patience.
A t-shirt for those who resist the urge to throw their phone, respond in kind, or lose their temper.
For those who face the chaos of everyday life with the serenity of a Zen monk… at least until the second coffee.
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Sanctus Patientus |
Holy Patientia |
Patron saints of omniscience.
A t-shirt for those who always have the last word—and often the first, too.
For those who cannot resist the temptation to explain, clarify, correct... with charity, of course.
A symbol of devotion to the evangelists of grammar and the prophets of “I told you so”.
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Sanctus Doctus |
Holy Doctus |
Patron saints of forgotten commitments and promises.
A t-shirt for those who live with a thousand post-its but none at the right time.
For those who every year swear "this time I'll get organized" and promptly forget they even said it.
A small act of self-irony for those who know that memory is a free animal and escapes whenever it wants.
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Sanctus Smemoratus |
Sancta Smemorata |
Patron saints of the art of endless apologies
A t-shirt for those who always have an explanation ready—and a plan to start next Monday. For those who can transform every delay into an epic tale and every oversight into a gesture of freedom.
Wearing it is like saying “it’s not my fault” with liturgical elegance.
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Sanctus excusatrix |
Sancta Excusatrix |
Patron saints of sleep.
A t-shirt for those who might fall asleep even standing up.
For those who transform every sofa into an altar and every blanket into a relic.
A hymn to the sacred right not to answer the phone before ten o'clock.
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Sanctus Doctus |
Holy Dormitory |
Patron saints of self-love.
A t-shirt for those seeking redemption in concealer and lipstick.
For those who shoot, filter and contemplate themselves as a pop icon of everyday sanctity.
An ironic tribute to those who don't ask for approval: they demand it with grace.
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Holy Narcissa |